far-beyond-metal: falsepalindrome replied to your post: I really need to learn to love drone and...
but drone is sooooo good!I gotta work on it. Hoping to find something that REALLY clicks this week!
Time to pull out some Boris, Jesu and Sun O))). You’ll have the most amazing music-gasms.
For TA and the Moral Anarchist. *snorts*
For TA and the Moral Anarchist.
*snorts*
I went to water the plants on the balcony, what don’t look at me like that. I hope you water...
I went to water the plants on the balcony, what don’t look at me like that. I hope you water your outside plants at night! Anyways, I come back in the kitchen to find the roomie looking very much like a raccoon who has just been caught with her paws in the trash. She has a snickerdoodle, possibly two stuffed in her mouth and I counted I think 4 in one hand and a big glass of milk in the other. They are barely out of the oven…
I burst out laughing. Around the mouthful of cookies, “don’t judge me! it’s your fault!”
Which causes me to laugh even more. “Do you want a plate, perhaps?”
Her response after a minute of chewing and swallowing, “No need they’ll be gone before I get upstairs”
the-altar replied to your post: Debating "It's 10:56 pm!" is a pretty good reason, so I'd say living...
"It's 10:56 pm!" is a pretty good reason, so I'd say living to be awesome another day this is an excellent reason.
Debating
Whether or not getting “you’re not going to die…yet…not for hopefully many decades” is cause to crack open a new bottle of bourbon…
It bugs me when someone excessively depreciates themselves.
A lot of people are working hard to figure out why they don't like you. Let them do all the work. Don't try to do it for them.
maybe I need this laminated on the bathroom mirror.
I've been craving snickerdoodles for a few days now. When...
I've been craving snickerdoodles for a few days now. When I casually mentioned this fact to the roomie she made the biggest puppy dog eyes at me couple with "please please pretty please!" She's been coming down to the kitchen every 15 minutes are so…you know just looking at me and then looking athe butter on the counter pointedly.
*face palm*
Once she heard the electric mixer she came bounding downstairs like an elephant "yessssssssss!!!!! Can I lick the spoon!!??"
Her response to eating the raw dough, "Ina one day a man will realize how perfect you are and he's going to keep you and your sweet treats. I expect a box of snickerdoodles once a month….I'll be sure to mention that to him"
I snorted in laughter, "yes you be sure to tell this imaginary silver fox where he can find me…"
Lucius on NPR Tiny Desk Those ladies, those voices…damn.
Lucius on NPR Tiny Desk
Those ladies, those voices…damn.
teamcoco: Alexander Skarsgard backstage. #CONAN #TrueBlood...
Alexander Skarsgard backstage. #CONAN #TrueBlood #TheEast (at Warner Bros Stage 15)
*throws underwear at the screen*
I mean….Isn't that a nice jean shirt?
Help!
You know you’re too comfortable in your own company when ice cream falls in your cleavage and the way in which you get the ice cream to your mouth is the stuff of fetish food pornography
IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU MAY LIVE IN TEXAS
True!
Or Australia! Although sometimes we measure distance by days
All distance in Texas is done in time. Nothing is five blocks away. It's five minutes down the road.
Huh. True, this.
This is true for Chicagoland as well.
I really can say I have never met someone who says blocks….. It is always miles or time and I have been to Texas. You got some wide tracks of land, but Canada has you beat.
Yes in Canada, “Yeah it’s about half a day away” or “most of the morning”
Big boss: We don't need you at the training, so enjoy your morning off!
Big boss: We don't need you at the training, so enjoy your morning off!Me: Well do you need help with the set up, or are you pretty much done? (the moment the words leave my mouth I kick myself in the face)
Big boss: That would be great! Thank you! I'll be there at 10:30
Me: Great! See you then (FUCK FUCK FUCK...STUPID)
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Insert general definition of masochism here. Must remind self that I only like my masochism alongside my sex not with work.
I need to learn how to be a selfish bastard more often.
Nina's tortellini, quick tomato sauce, salad, homemade...
Nina's tortellini, quick tomato sauce, salad, homemade pumpernickel with a gruyere garlic bread melt. Last of the stump jump …
Sigh….lonely dinner is lonely
Getting dinner ready
Getting dinner ready
Dear Tumblr Followers/Friends,
Today all y’all have inundated my ask box and KiK with the most incredible messages. . I am beyond touched and humbled at the things that you have taken the time to write to me today and in the last month.
My cup runneth over.
Thank you
Do you remember yesterday when I said I got the bestest news ever?!
Yeah? Do you wanna know what it was? Sure you do.
My best friend, my sister from another mister, my Britty-Bear is going to be my neighbor as of July 1.
*gets out straw*
*gets out straw*
My papa came to see me on my last day. I'm really happy...
My papa came to see me on my last day.
I'm really happy we're not fighting anymore.
fuckthefuckofffucker: Up until a few moments ago I had never removed a gas range/oven from an RV....
Up until a few moments ago I had never removed a gas range/oven from an RV. I'm a new woman now. New. Woman. Rawrrr!
I think I could use your ultra woo-man skills building shelves in my kitchen.
"The sexualization of women is only appealing if it's nonconsensual. Otherwise it's 'sluttiness.'"
"The sexualization of women is only appealing if it's nonconsensual. Otherwise it's 'sluttiness.'"- Lindy West (via quantumfemme)
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